I was at the Subaru mechanic last week. I sat down to wait for my car and reached for a magazine and the only thing they had was car magazines and hunting magazines. I said, "I call gender bias on the magazine choices." (I know these guys, my car is 17 years old and it likes to visit them.)
The guy behind the counter says, "My boss brings in the Martha Stewart magazine but they always disappear."
*blink*
I couldn't figure that out.
Me, "So, people steal them? Because it's all I can do to keep the clutter off the floor and tables, let alone do a Martha Stewart house. I can't afford that staff."
Car guy, "Yeah, people steal them. I don't know why they want decorating tips from a felon."
I did manage to put up a tree, but no cookies. I don't want to start a tradition that I have to keep up.
Not gonna drink today. Nice to see some old friends in this thread. Merry Christmas.