I got soft-fired from my job that I hated back in February for being drunk all the time, but I now kind of regret it. I was an administrative assistant for an engineering company that designs and builds stuff for nuclear power plants and labs, among other random types of plant. That probably could have looked pretty good on my resume, especially since I've been fired from every job I've ever had.
So if Chalk River Laboratories blows up or something, it's probably because my drunk ass was in charge of quality control for the parts used in high pressure autoclave modules directly before they were welded, and I really hated my life, so I did the job properly like 0% of the time.
It was kind of a cool on paper job in retrospect, even though I was lazy af and hated getting up in the morning.
