"Mental Olympics!" ~ Apple I'd never heard of that one LOL ~
Last week when I stupidly decided to drink, I was at a bar.....this guy came up and sat RIGHT next to me....with all these empty seats everywhere. Ugh. I was already regretting being there. Then he proceeded to talk about how he was homeless, trying to get someone to buy him a drink and offered to (I think the wording was "drop a song") in return. I was like, OMG, this dude better not start singing to me. I quickly fished out a dollar and gave it to him just so he would go away.
"This is what you get, DUMMY!" was going through my head.