Look at us like guinnie pigs!! I promise to squeel like a stuck pig if it goes **** up! On the other hand, right now we both wanted alternatives that didn't make us feel like square pegs hammered into round holes. This appeals to the positives we see in our relationship and progress so far, it also tackles some of the negatives - but starting small.
Can you sense me small and fluffy, with a twitchy nose and a love of dandelion leaves?