Brain: "I'm going to change the world. I'll write a master dissertation about the communication styles of alcoholics. I will chair panels at national conferences. I will become a known scholar and a tenured Professor at a prestigious University."
Life: "You have no clean socks...you should probably do a load of laundry."
Brain: "Nah, that's too much work. I'm just gonna smoke ciggs and play around on Facebook."
That's MY alcoholic thinking......