Well my mother is back - great.
Although to be fair, she has a good sense of humour when she is in a good mood (not that often).
She was saying it is terrible all the men dying of cancer this week, and claiming that they must not have been eating fresh veggies. Apparently she heard David Bowie say that he had no recollection of making some of his videos as he was so high or whatever.
So I said "yeah but what about the guys from the Rolling Stones? They were also doing drugs and whatever and they are still alive right? And one of them has a new wife who is pregnant with twins or something".
So my mom goes "I know the guy you are talking about and he has a face like a ploughed field from all the drugs. And Mick Jagger was too sly, he was only pretending to do drugs but I would say he didn't at all".
"Face like a ploughed field" - I will have to remember that lolz.