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Soberpotamus They've given me this booklet, and inside there's a piece of paper with a pain scale from 1-10, complete with smiley faces, frowny faces, and miserable looking faces at the top end. It's for when I'm out of surgery, and can't talk, and will be my sole means of communication with the nurses to increase or decrease my pain meds. Yikes!! I will be circling numbers and/or faces!
I'm cackling like an old crone at the moment. Your post made me remember an old Bill Cosby routine about his wife in childbirth:
"She stood up in the stirrups and screamed "give me morphine""
Or something to that effect.