Originally Posted by
Cow 
I put the One Ring on, it symbolize powerful addictive burden, and I only puts it on when I serious about getting this bitch to Mount Doom ...where I will not be total lame like Frodo and back out of throwing it into fires and destroying it once and for all! (...hopefully.)
There's a bevy of Gollums here to help if you don't.
I'm sharpening my incisors as we speak, so watch out. . .