I never liked wine. Hated it really...but sometimes it was the only thing to drink.
I would start off slow and feel really proud of myself - this was it - I just had to drink something I hated!...YES!
The rest is a blur.
As for bottoms...I dug for mine for over 20 years - I'm pretty lucky I didn't dig myself a grave.
The smartest this this dullard ever did was stop digging
Do you really think you might not be an alcoholic, AF? You seem too smart to me for that.
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