no worries i tend to act like such a deviant little child after that first drink. I simply just cant take that first sip. its absolutly uncontrollable after the first sip. my AV plays the same jedi mind tricks on me as well. I woulda drank pee if it had booze in it and smoked turds if they had nicotine in them back in the day. I was that sick.
Dust yourself off get back on the wagon apologize to your wife pray she gives you another chance ( i know how this feeling can be ).
26 days is still a big deal despite what you say or she may say. thats pretty good progress use what you learned in that time frame to go longer now.