Welcome Kalegrrl, you're just in time - there's no "late" or "early" here, everyone arrives on time. All the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the Weekender's posters are above average. I am pouncing on Mex's "Lake Wobegon" reference earlier in the post...as a native Minnesotan I always like to hear the slow, peaceful stories told by Garrison Keiler from his fictional hometown out on the prairie.
No prairie here, just volcanoes, mountains, and plenty of towns with names that sound strange to me. Here's a picture from yesterday's "solo road trip" coming down into the tropical zone. Many towns here have "tenango" as a suffix: Alotenango, Chimaltenango, Momostenango, Huehuetenango, Quetzaltenango, Chichicastenango, etc etc. Mayan for "the place of".