Baahahaha, I just got this horrible vision of him standing , swaying next to a rabbit hole waving at the white rabbit, and me giving him a gentle shove down the hole. Sorry.
Firesprite - right?! And cleaning and cutting them up and cooking them, neither of us noticed one looking not right in the mix....that is the most logical assumption for the wavy floor. Not the empty liter of vodka....it couldn't be that.