Ahem.
There once was a group of Weekenders
Who thought they would end all the Benders
Their Comments were wry
Their Brains did not fry
On more Booze, and they bent no more Fenders
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A Happy Pass_outOver to those Sober types celebrating Passover! May your Pass-outs remain over, and you not feel Verklempt.
When the going gets tough, the tough sleep in.
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