Good Morning Sobersaurs!
I have not had time to read through the thread, but it seems to be hopping.
Anecdote from the tax office last night:
A couple in their early twenties walked in to file their first married return. He was a skinny plumber dude in blue jeans and a t-shirt, mostly unremarkable. She was a blonde stunner, quite remarkable. They were both talkative and interested in taxes. They had just bought a house and were interested in additional tax deductions for which they might qualify. I mentioned that if the plumber's employer required him to have tools for which he wasn't reimbursed he could deduct those from his taxes. This concept intrigued Blondie who asked, "If I go back to modeling lingerie can I deduct my gym membership and tanning salon fees?"
Taxes, Nons, Taxes! She's asking about taxes! Focus!
Happy Friday Y'all!
