I got one at 2AM that "I needed to come over there was a problem with her car. "
At 2 AM!!!!!
So I figure, man it must be on fire or something. I haul ass over.
Battery was dead. I jump it off. Found out the lights were left on and it drained it. To which she launches a tirade on me that I left the lights on you MFer and now she was stuck.
I was sort of stunned!
Ummm...1st of all I wasn't anywhere near your car. Your friend Kelly borrowed it. (Kelly is a drinking buddy).
2nd. I came over at 2AM thinking you had an actual emergency. Where do you need to go at 2AM that you can awaken me with this text?
Needless to say things spiraled down quickly from that point.
*sigh*....memories.......lol