"Mixed Feelings About AA Being A Cult"
My feelings were indeed mixed at first.
I was a little scared of cults.
But now that I've been indoctrinated, I'm totally psyched to be in one! It's almost as hip as being a hipster, and you don't have to be hip, plus hipsters are so last decade.
I hope you'll all join me in surrender to completely unmixed feelings about AA being a cult. Let's enjoy the refreshments without criticism! (Actually, as self-proclaimed Queen of NYC UES Hospitality, I've seen a lot of disputes over cookie selection.) The awesome prizes! The Bill W. dinner dance!
I'm going to go memorize some literature. This thread has inspired me!