I like that one!
I tried to shake down my son for some of these jokes, he used to tell them and I would post them on facebook and usually be told that I should be ashamed of myself for publishing such badness. Lol and we would laugh at the comments. But he couldn't remember any off the top of his head. He did like this one when he was really young though.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
I kno, I know... A cheap laugh.