Originally Posted by SparkleKitty

I have another (boringish) story that ends with someone saying, "...in retrospect, I probably shouldnta given him the machete." Thank you for reminding me of that.

Originally Posted by bird13

I also saw my exABF with a machette this past weekend in the woods with our friends on a "cabin weekend getaway". Our friend said: how does he manage to throw a machette so spot on after an entire bottle of ___! Amazing!" I wanted to reply: seasoned drinker. That's how.