Originally Posted by
lillamy 
I don't know whether to laugh or cry about that level of paranoia, Liz. My ex wasn't paranoid about banks, but he was convinced that someone was out to kill him. He would say things like "there's a letter in my closet, under the box of photos -- if I turn up dead, give that to the police."
Um, OK.
Ugh. My ex used to say crazy crap like that all the time. And then continually disappoint me by not turning up dead.
He was also super whacko paranoid about anything involving money or bill paying unless it was a transaction that resulted in him obtaining alcohol. He was all weirded out about setting up online bank debits with the utility company, but that shady ATM with the $8 transaction fee in the corner of the bar, totally fine.