Originally Posted by ImperfectlyMe

I need to make a few pizza clarifications and when I refer to, "pizza" I'm speaking of the American adaptation. There is unequivocally bad pizza. If you are from one of the 2 pizza capitals of the USA (NY and their dirty little sister NJ), you shall NOT be able to classify such items as Elios, papa johns, dominos, Pizza Hut, and other flabby disgusting circular items as acceptable "pizza", rather pissA. As well the idea of such items as bacon and/or mashed potatoes on pizza is a cardinal sin, and I'm actually offended by it! Ok enough about that!