Gosh I know the feeling. My thirtieth is this Saturday (a Saturday!!) and I quite honestly don't know how to properly celebrate it sober without feeling - deprived. Silly, perhaps, but there nonetheless. I'm already brainstorming alternate ideas and plans, though I have yet to come up with much. Do you remember a sober birthday you enjoyed? Maybe take yourself to LegoLand and get a slurpee. I kid. But I feel ya. Please show me how it's done
