Originally Posted by HeadLump

You're doing absolutely brilliantly, my little friend Please can we have some more of this dialogue - it's wonderful!

I'm very confused, Eyes. I've been to Australia (it was just fabulous!) but I don't remember seeing any flying monkeys. Maybe you mean kangaroos? But, no, I saw some and they didn't have bellhop uniforms. They didn't exactly fly either. . . Ah, that's it! I didn't go to Perth. They must be in Perth, Eyes! Is that where you saw them? Golly, I'll make sure I never go there!

See? We were so meant to be friends! You have all the shellfish and I'll polish off the salmon (but not all of it, of course. Not any more )