I think I will not file any income tax returns this year - let 'em guess!!!
I will eat ice-cream on my corn flakes, just like I let my baby nephews do - it looks like fun.
I will buy one-size-fits-all panty hose, and eat until I prove them wrong.
I will tear those funny "Do Not Remove" tags off my mattress, pillows, and sofa....just to see what happens.
I will drink water out of the tap!!!! Straight up - no filters!!
I will build a duck pond in my backyard...whoooaa Nellie!!