Oh I like these - and here are a few I could probably live up/down to...
1) I won't shovel snow...it'll all melt in April anyway.
2) I will let the dust bunnies under my bed turn themselves into bunny slippers.
3) I will buy shares in Clairol, and tell them to fly me into the next shareholders meeting.
4) I will teach my cat to let himself in and out, maybe give him a key.
Oh...this will really be a good year!!!! Thanks Smoke.