Nonsensical

Indeed - more bacon for me. You should all be vegetarians!

Here's how silly things get at the Non household. The tale of the 'tater:

About 7 years ago Mrs Non was sitting on the couch and I was in the kitchen. For some reason I pretended I was going to throw a potato at her- just a jest. She smiled and went back to her reading. I then tossed the potato so that it would land near her on the couch. Which it did - but as dumb luck would have it the stupid thing bounced perfectly off the sofa cushion and hit her right in the cheek. Not hard, but it shocked her and she fired that potato back at me in an adrenaline fueled rage. It missed and smoooshed on the wall.

Since then there have been many potato pranks to commemorate the original event. A few weeks ago I had a hankerin' for a root beer float. I made Mrs. Non one, too, but I put a small potato in the bottom of her glass, which she found at the end of her snack.

This morning I stuck my foot in my boot and it wouldn't fit because there was a potato in there already! Now I have a bad case of potay-toes!

Just another sober day in Wonderland.