Freudian slip there karate - schnapple?
I picked up some carrot juice from costco. it's barely palatable, but I mix it 1/2n1/2 with cranberry juice and it is yummy.
you need to get yourself a juice machine or one of those high horsepower blenders. vita mix or something.
start drinking smoothies, you can invent all kinds of healthy and tasty drinks. make yourself some virgin marys. try it with spicy V8. get the low sodium stuff tho