Nonsensical wins the award for best answer.
A funny sentence after you've typed it.
Yeah. I'm sure that a thread like that devolves into ludicrousness, especially on the internet, but i want to read it. For the same reason--curiosity. I'm a curious person, part of how I ended up in this situation, haha.
I don't think it's smart for me to list what I've tried and what has worked for me and what I don't like. Or even what I'm doing now.
But rest assured...I'm not trying to find some loophole where I can drink a little. That boat has sailed...and i was on it with a Mai Tai.
I'm joking. Mai Tais are way to sweet for me to get drunk on.