Im just gobsmacked that a Carlos joke is known for it profundity and not it's profanity!!
Carlos, you say it's your favourite, do you mean it's the only PG rated one you know???
Ok Cowboy, I can go cheesy fries any day, but what exactly is the gravy? See in my neck of the world gravy is purely the meat flavoured sauce you pour over your Sunday roast, here it seems to cover a lot of other stuff! Btw- my gravy? Wicked awesome- people have written songs about my gravy, kings have bowed to me.
As for drunk food, in the UK it has to be a kebab preferably from the shop that was shut down by the health department the week before but mysteriously reopened selling the very same meat. For some reason, it doesn't kill drunks, justs adds a fourth dimension to the hangover involving the toilet bowl and basin simultaneously. Oh I do miss a drunken Kebab.