My AV is all over the map. One day he's like, "Wait it out a few years - good idea!" Next day he's like, "Nobody will find out for 3 or 4 hours!"
He really is a d!@khead. Base, low-life, snake-in-the-grass, knife-in-the-back, skunk. I take comfort in knowing I am slowly, but surely, starving him to death. No one will mourn his passing.