12 midnight - decided to have a nice relaxing bubble bath and feel all warm and snuggly when I got into bed.
12.15am - steam from 'lovely bubble bath', sets off fire alarm in hallway (forgot to close bathroom door), so I'm running up and down the hall, thumping the alarm box with a broom handle, praying it stops before the entire neighbourhood is woken up
1am - wide awake after aforementioned impromptu exercise session.
At least I'm sober though