Alright you crazy old heifer, you have given me no choice. You have backed me into the stinky barn and now I'm gonna bring out the big guns.
How about this - my BFF talks to dead people. Kinda like that Long Island Medium lady but not really. I have told her about you. She said she would be honored to give you a reading. Diehard skeptics are her favorite.
Maybe a good finger wagging slash miracle from your momma is exactly what you need to snap you out of this.
What could you lose ?
And just in case you are wondering what it costs - it's nothing. It's free. She doesn't charge.