Sugar
Accountant with adorable orange tabbie cat who RULES, one disfuntional son, great husband, and loves gardening.
Picture Audrey Hepburn and add 40 pounds, change her hair to red, turn her eyes green. Give her a figure that isn't too bad for an old broad, nice nails, great legs and reasonably decent teeth.
Now take away the English accent, add a better sense of humour, and pluck her eyebrows.
And you have meeee!!!
How's that for visual LOL.