Old 09-02-2013, 06:10 PM
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Hammer
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Dunno at all.

Scares me deeply.

A couple have done the boob hugs. Yunno, you hug a little sideways so that you do not get the crotch bump, but they square on a boob hug and go with a rub back and forth. And look at you like -- "Yeah, I got them and they are real." And then they look at you to see your reaction. I am sure my look says I am about to pee my pants.

Had one a couple of weeks ago -- after I was talking about giving up on praying that God help make Mrs. Hammer a Godly Wife, and instead have switched to praying that God would make me a Godly Man (fix yourself, first, right?). She caught me after the meeting and was saying how much she prays a day, and was listening to my stuff, and heard my voice crack/cry during the Godly Wife part (my voice cracking Always Draws the Vampires). So she would be a Godly Wife. She started talking about how addicts, like her husband -- quit sex, and how she really needed some sex.

Did not know if was supposed to do her in the parking lot, or again pee my pants and run.

I opted for the pee my pants and run option.
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