One of my AH's favorite lines is "there's nothing wrong with having a couple of beers after work!"
Well first of all, when you are an alcoholic there absolutely IS something wrong with having a couple of beers. Second of all, he NEVER has a couple of beers. It is ALWAYS at least 6. Fortunately for me, I finally got smart and just stopped pointing this out. It's the truth, and I know it's the truth, and that's all that matters.