Sounds familiar! I've had bad bad bruises the size of basketballs. I have a scar under my eyebrow from falling down drunk and gashing my head open. I also have a scar under my chin that I got at the American Royal several years ago when I started running from my family after swearing I was a celebrity and the helicopter above us was there for me (I was wasted). I had tripped over one of those ropes that hold tents up and bit the dust. Both times I should have had stitches. I have fallen out of the shower, into a large mirror and breaking it. I have a scar on my index finger from when I was mad at my husband for wanting to go to bed and I slammed a jarred candle down and it shattered, slicing my finger open. But mostly I had bruises all over my body all of the time. You are not alone!!!