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Old 06-28-2013, 07:23 PM
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wicked
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No, he HAD to go out for a drink, and then turned it back on you like YOU were the bad guy. WHATEVER!
I never understood that either, and I am a friggin alcoholic!

What does that mean "I cannot get out of going out for a drink with the boys."

Your pair isn't big enough to say,
"Hey boys, my wife is expecting me to take her to a charity event WE have been
looking forward to, NO WAY am I going to disappoint her."

And the one about "I had to have one drink at this special work event."
Really? Would you get fired if you did not drink?
Would they make you put on a tutu and dance around the room in toe shoes?

I must admit some prejudice here. The lies alcoholics tell are just annoying and stupid,
and like I said, I am one.
The dog ate my homework.
My watch must have stopped.
I ran out of gas.
I got robbed. (a favorite of my ex the crack smoker)
I had a flat tire and got robbed by the guy who said he would help me.
(yep, I was told that one twice.)
then with the cellphone. always at the ready for the dealer,
but, when I called about child support.
suddenly, no power, could never find the cord.
one time he was telling me this crap in my driveway and the phone rang in his shorts pocket.
:rotfxko

HE could not help himself, he had to answer.



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