Oh my God, Buzzfeed's "Tribute to the Preakness" offers plenty of amusing crazy-drunk footage today, in observation of Preakness Day (go Orb!).
Don't miss the running of the urinals!
A Tribute To The Preakness, Once The Drunkest Place In Sports
Go ahead and laugh at them (I did!) -- then think about how they're going to wake up feeling like a bus hit them the next morning and not knowing what the hell they did the day/night before. Some of them might wake up in jail!