Originally Posted by
gmanriley 
what to say. where to begin
Most new members start off by reciting the state capitals (by memory), then submit at least one piece of original artwork (oil on canvas preferred) which is judged by the community board. You can also offer up at least two references from either the glass blowing or metalworking industries. After we check those out we can follow up with a short yet thorough discussion of the migration patterns of the Saharan antelope.
Or, you can just go with what the person above me said.