Lots and lots of unexplained bruises. I twisted my ankle crossing the street late one night after a pool party. Was heading to the passenger side of the car. Pitch dark. Skidded on my uncovered knees through gravel. My husband had to pick gravel out of my bloodied knees while I showered. Then I had to travel for work 2 days later. Walking like Frankenstein for days with blood seeping through my required khaki pants uniform all week. Charming.