Massive scar on my bum - thought it would be hilarious to jump on a bag of rubbish in the street, didnt know for hours that I had a massive puncture wound on my left 'cheek'. Source of much hilarity at the time, but it was painful and I have a horrible scar on my otherwise peachy behind :-(
I woke up at the bottom of the stairs once in a heap with a lump on my head, otherwise just general bruises. A friend of mine got run over drunk and both her legs were broken xxx