Nine Lives
As I count through them I do not have many left.
1. Back seat of a car that ran into a telephone poll
2. 2 DWI's
3. Passenger in a rolled over military jeep
4. Open passenger door at 50 MPH
5. Back flip off high dive at 1:00 in the morning
6. Countless numbers of unremembed falls
7. Falling off a boat
8. A liver running out of patience
9. One left to go. This is why I am here