Actually, the story was about a baby woodpecker that my son and I found hanging to the side of our house. I could tell he was injured and wanted to get him down on the ground so I picked up a stick and shooed him off the house and into the bushes. Unfortunately, he decided to walk down my driveway and we saw him a few hours later wandering around my neighbor's yard. I was disappointed that he hadn't gotten some shade or shelter and that was what I was telling AH. I know I get excited and talk loudly at times, but I seriously didn't see anyone looking at me and honestly, I don't give a cr*p what other people think!