I am laughing so hard! My H has not used the ole "bean dust" excuse - but, he has felt like hell and been like "I feel like sh**, I've noticed the last few days my throat has been hurting"...and I'm like PPPllllease! Here's something else funny - the other night he hurt his leg playing softball and he was limping around - and he said "I wonder if it's poision in my body making it hurt so bad"...and I went "what poison? OH - alcholol?".. and he goes, no, the lactic acid! haha!