Terminally Unique

I can't personally get on board with this particular oft-repeated slogan, since it simply wouldn't be the truth. I had several wonderful, absolutely magical days drunk that were far, far better than my worst day sober. Granted, they didn't last, and became anything but magical by the end, but that doesn't change things. Alcohol did once have its benefits, however banal, short-lived, and ultimately very expensive they may have become.

Rigorous honesty, right?