Theres this person I know who I call the Uber Alcoholic..She is the worst one I know- and I know a lot!!!
Luckily, I don't have much to do with her (I avoid her) but occasionally I run into her. Very nice when she's sober (rare!!) but when she drinks she does the gibberish thing.. Gets upset when I don't understand what she's saying,etc, which scares me.. Ugh. She also likes to fight when she's drunk. Every single man of her aquaintence has hit her at one point -usually in self defense or protecting the woman she is trying to hit.