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I found this on someone's blog who is an A. I wish I would have kept the link but here it is:

An Alcoholic Biography.

I was born.

I was irritated that things were not the way I thought they should be.

So I did whatever I wanted to do.

But it's not my fault.

Ever.

And that pretty much brings us up to today.

The End.


Your friend,