Or at least stay separated and try to fix things. He'll go to rehab and AA and sign any papers I need for any kind of support, he'll let me stay at the farm, he'll do anything to get me back. He loooovesss me and misses me sooooo much. Oh, by the way, do I want to get high because he has some good weed?
:rotfxko
Seriously? Really? You think that'll help your case you dumba$$. He also was proud to tell me that in the past three weeks since he's been gone and getting effed up, that he didn't pass out, puke, or pee the bed!
But then he told me that he had to drink himself to passing out so he could sleep since he missed me so much. And he only went to the ex-girlfriend's house to get effed up because she has good drugs and he never did anything that would jeopordize our marriage! :rotfxko
It's too much. I cannot stand it, I am laughing so hard.
As if I would take you back, dude.
