So with all the insanity of my life lately, I forgot to keep an eye on my leaky tire on my car. Today I went to my car to go home for lunch and the tire was practically flat. I flipped out. After I got some coworkers to help me fill it up, I was driving home and I heard this in my head, "I'm such a failure. If my tire would've been flat for real I wouldn't have any people to call or money to pay for a tow truck. I can't handle life sober, I'm just not suited for it. I should just go back to my drinking life because I suck at life so much."
Oh what fun it is to have a Beast that turns a flat tire into a drinking excuse. Only an addicted brain could tie those two completely unrelated things together. Flat tire = go drink. Nice.
lol But I didn't drink, don't drink and won't drink. Go stick it Beast.