Things I won't miss:
Waking to terror.
The brain-stem headache.
People treating me stupid--cuz I'm acting stupid.
Crashing in through the house and careening toward bed.
Movies I have seen but don't remember.
Realizing I've done things that seemed fun but which I really feel are reprehensible.
Drunk talk.
Retelling stupid stories to stupid people.
Worrying whether the people at work can see.
And more.
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