As for quacking -- oh, so many to choose from, but I won't delve too deeply into my memory at the moment because AH is out of money and can't drink until Thursday, I'm loving it
. Most recent one that cracked me up:
H: "If I left, (insert child's name here) would die of neglect. You never do anything and only think of yourself."
Me: "Then why did you have a baby with me?"
H: "You're sweet and caring, patient, and a great mother."
Me: "So how would she die of neglect if I were the only one to take care of her?"
H: "How dare you suggest I wouldn't take care of my own baby!"
And to think that I used to get so upset about the quacking and think everything he said meant I really needed to fix something.